Saturday, July 19, 2008
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Best Pokemon Roms For Cydia
Here's how to become in effect a citizen of the North! : P
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PIAS of dogma, 50
20100 MILAN (Padania)
EL 'SUTUSCRITT ...
NAT 'A. ... (Theron)
EL 'DE ...
FORTUNATAMENT DUMICILIA ...
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CITADINANSA MILANES
If states:
- De Vess repented de ves a TERUN;
- De rinnegaà Tucci I know urigin meridiunal;
- De ate Almen du face outside cassoeula cutuleta et la Milanese.
Dumand pudeè often de el Curso de LANGUAGE AND CUMPURTAMENT LUMBARDA.
Prumett de nun puseeè racumandaà ess, de lavuri with a donkey, pay out rates, donut while Tucci Malnatt balabiott ciaparratt and the parent in me Theron, de casino night and gets men de rooting for Milan, Inter or for Bergum for the team! De
say no pusseeè the word "Mincho" fan but when I turn the ball Disarò say "I MUST BE VIA Ciappi. Ve de
garantisi that before I went to bed dumandaria perdun to His Holiness and de UMBERTO BOSSI vutaà for the League for Prosimii cinc ann. Cun
the hope that the Dumand cometh the acetada curdialment ringrasi there.
FAITH IN THE
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Is There A Stomach Virus Going Around
In Lebanon, men can legally have sex with animals, provided these are females.
have sex with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Ah, well, that's right!).
In Bahrain, the law allows a male doctor to do a pelvic examination on a woman, but not looking directly at her genitals. It can only see their reflection in a mirror.
(What people are ?!!!)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse, and this also applies to undertakers; the sexual organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood all the time.
(A brick?)
In the year 1969 was sufficient computing power of two Commodore 64 to send a spacecraft to the moon successfully. In the year 2003 requires a Pentium 4 2000 Mhz to run Windows XP.
(Something must have gone wrong)
masturbation in Indonesia is punished with beheading.
(If applied also in Italy would not remain any more ...)
there are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay for the privilege of being with a man the first time. The reason: The law establishes the island clear that a woman can not marry a virgin.
(Think for a moment: Is there somewhere else in the world for a job even remotely like this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife can kill her adulterous husband, is legally allowed, but can only do so with their bare hands. While it can kill them however you like the lover of her husband.
(Ah Justice!)
In Liverpool, England, topless saleswomen are legal, but only in tropical fish stores.
(of course)
in Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this has happened, the room must also be her mother.
(Makes one shudder.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, a man can not have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I guess that this was a big enough problem if they had to pass a law.)
In the U.S. state of Maryland, the condom dispensing machines are illegal. Cease to be so only if they are 'in places where they sell alcoholic beverages for consumption on the spot'. (America is a great country or not? But perhaps not as great as Guam.)
a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig!)
Beat his head against the wall is 150 calories per hour.
(I still prefer the story of the pig.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure to draw.
(Maybe that's why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle is the body language.
(Hummm ... do not comment.)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I will always be a pig: I prefer quality over quantity.)
In butterflies the seat of the sense of taste are the legs.
(Oddio!!)
The ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know persone con lo stesso difetto.)
Le stelle marine non hanno cervello.
(Conosco persone che hanno anche questo difetto).
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Are Sandals Resorts Gay Friendly
TEST 1
Questa è la storia di una ragazza. Ai funerali della madre, vede un giovaneche non conosce. Lo trova fantastico, proprio l'uomo dei suoi sogni. E' uncolpo di fulmine, e se ne innamora perdutamente. Qualche giorno più tardi,la ragazza uccide la propria sorella.
Domanda: per quale motivo ha ucciso la sorella?
NON GUARDATE SUBITO LA RISPOSTA SOTTO. Riflettete prima alla vostra risposta personale alla domanda.
RISPOSTA: Sperava che il giovane si ripresentasse back to the funeral.
If you answered the question correctly, you think like a psicopatico.Questo test was used by a famous American psychologist to see if he unapersona mentality murderess. Many serial killers have iltest and answered correctly. If you did not find the ... rispostagiusta best for you. If your friends find it, I recommend dimantenere distances ...
TEST 2 (especially true for those who know a little English). Take up to 10 seconds to do it, otherwise it is invalid. Look at the result then the number of multiple sub-F in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RE-SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH IC THEEXPERIENCE YEARS OF
There.
not look at the following if you have not finished contare.D 'agreement?
How many?
three?
ERROR, there are six. No joke!
back up and recounted! The explanation is below ...
The brain does not register 'OF'. Incredible, right? Who has six F to primotentativo is a genius, four or five is a rare, three is normale.Meno of three, you need to change eyeglasses.
TEST 3 The following test is really impressive. It is a trap: favorefatelo for good until the end, is not lungo.Vi you ever wondered if your mente è normale o diversa? Fate seriamente l'esercizio di riflessione e trovate la risposta !Seguite bene le istruzioni, e rispondete alle domande una per una al piùpresto possibile, ma non continuate prima di avere terminato la precedente.Non occorre scrivere le risposte. Sarete sorpresi del risultato, ve logarantisco.
Quanto fa:
15+6
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
un po' più difficile ma è il vero esercizio! Allora coraggio:
123+5
PRESTO! PENSATE A UN UTENSILE E A UN COLORE!
Poi scorrete più giù.
Scendete ancora.
Pensate a un martello ROSSO non è vero???
Se non è così, fate parte del 2% della popolazione la cui mente è abbastanzadiversa per pensare a qualcos'altro. 98% della popolazione risponde'martello rosso' se le si dà da fare questo esercizio. Fa venire la pelled'oca vero?
TEST 4
Test del piede destro intelligente.Val la pena di provare, è incredibile..ma vero. Ciò che segue è così curiosoche sfida tutta la comprensione. Sono pronto a scommettere che proveretealmeno 50 volte per vedere se siete capaci di svincolare il piede..ma non ciriuscirete. Provate:1. Mentre siete seduti al vostro tavolo di lavoro, alzate il piede destro dal pavimento e fategli fare dei cerchi nel senso delle lancettedell'orologio.2. Mentre fate dei cerchi col piede destro, disegnate la cifra 6 nell'aria con la mano destra. il vostro piede cambia di direzione!3.Ve l'avevo detto...e non c'è niente da fare. 4. Mandate questo messaggio ai vostri amici...non lo crederanno neanche loro, ma si divertiranno a provare..5. Non dimenticate il piede nel senso delle lancette di un orologio!
TEST 5 Test del maiale.Non barare e fai il test correttamente.
GENIALE!
Fai questo piccolo test, è divertente!
Prendi un foglio bianco e disegna un maialeNon guardare sotto PRIMA DI AVERLO DISEGNATO.
not cheat, it's worth it.
FIRST DRAFT! Okay?
The pig serves as a personality test. If you drew
:
on top of the page: you are positive and optimistic.
toward the center: you're a realist.
down the paper: you are pessimistic and have a tendency to uncomportamento negative.
If you look to the left: you believe in tradition, are friendly and you ricordifacilmente dates: birthdays, anniversaries ...
If you look to the right: six innovative, active but did not make much sense dellafamiglia and not take into account the important dates. If you look
to do to you: you're going, you like to be a lawyer deldiavolo and are not afraid to face discussions.
If you added a lot of details: Are you analytical, patient, wary.
If you do not have many details: you are emotional, naive, not very methodical eprendi many risks. If you have drawn less than 4 legs: you are hesitant or perhaps you're living unperiodo of great change in your life.
If you drew 4 feet: Are you sure, stubborn and you stick to tuoiideali.
diesgnato If you have more than 4 legs: you're an idiot.
The extent of the ears indicates your ability to listen to others: the bigger the better.
queue length indicates the quality of your sex, of course, the longer the better!
OK, who forgot to draw the line?? No, no, you can take the test again!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Marylyn Sakova Hardcore
is finally complete and definitive list of all favors received from Inter in the league or better than all the "mistakes" arbitration (as they call him honest).
If we forgot something we will be happy to accept your recommendations.
At the end of the list you will find a video with the most glaring oversights, but unfortunately it was impossible to put them all!
2EMPOLI-INTER 0-2 arbitrator Ayroldi
strictly not allowed to drive to Empoli Cordoba Pozzi at 0-1
3INTER-CATANIA 2-0 arbitrator Orsato
slight doubt for a contact area Burdisso - Martinez
4LIVORNO cover 1-0-INTER 2-2 Referee Trefoloni
strictly not allowed to Livorno for a foul on Burdisso Diamonds cover 1-0-INTER 0-1
8REGGINA referee Bergonzi
Doubt for a contact area at 0-1 BurdissoMissiroli
11JUVENTUS-INTER 1-1 Referee Rocchi
Doubt for a deduction in the area at 0-0 CordobaDel Piero
13INTER-ATALANTA 2-1 arbitro Banti
Da annullare il gol di Cruz per una spinta a Carrozzieri prima di colpire la palla, sull’1-0
14FIORENTINA-INTER 0-2 arbitro Farin
Sul gol di Jimenez (0-1) c’un fallo precedente di Samuel su Pazienza in avvio di azione
12INTER-LAZIO 3-0 arbitro Damato
Forti dubbi sul rigore concesso per la trattenuta di Stendardo a Burdisso sullo 0-0
15INTER-TORINO 4-0 arbitro Saccani
Dubbi sul fallo di Comotto su Ibrahimovic, sanzionato col rigore sullo 0-0
17INTER-MILAN 2-1
arbitro Morganti
Intervention Cambiasso Kak: penalty not given at 0-1 to AC Milan-Inter 2-3
18SIENA referee Girardi
Doubts on contact between Codrea Cruz and punished with penalty at 0-0
suspicion Intervention in the whole area of \u200b\u200bPelsu Locatelli cover 1-3-PARMA 3-2
19INTER referee Gervasoni
penalty foul of Cordova on Corradi not sanctioned at 0-0
consequent failure warning of Cordoba (which then verrammonito at the end of the first half would have been his second yellow card)
penalty foul by Materazzi on Corradi turned into a free-kick from outside the box / 11 (punishment then converted into goals by Gasbarroni)
very strong doubts about the header and then hand Couto (expelled) punished with the rigor that led to 2-2.
21 INTER-Empoli 1-0
Tagliavento, 35, race 45
errors in the series for the International Terni. The most severe after 33 minutes when he whistled a penalty does not exist at Inter: Stankovic's shot was rejected by Vannucchi with the ear.
22 CATANIA-IN TER
Farina, 45
At 19 'the decisive episode: Inter took the lead with Cambiasso but is offside sull'assist Zanetti.
25ROSETTI (Inter-Roma)
Burdisso Taddei up: it was red
season (or seasons) of Rosetti is (are) like this: if smoothly row, that's fine too, as the tones go up, you lose . As we lost yesterday, risking (and we came close) that the game ended in a brawl. Absurd expulsion Mexes, not touching Crespo: the only contact, at least, comes with the Argentine who has already collected the legs. Inexplicable. A few minutes earlier, the Turin International had pardoned Burdisso, for an entry with the feet together (bad) Taddei on who deserved the red or direct, At least the offense. And the Argentine would be his second yellow card. Not only that, but does not see a kick on the right arm of gifts out of Balotelli, football makes him lose the ball. And 'action in which Mexes is injured, which takes the first yellow and most likely something that the referee (true, comes on the pitch to get to midfield without permission, but the game was stopped.) But if Rosetti if he had whistled the foul Balotelli ... The other episodes: Wait Tonetto, Maicon touches with his left arm, just stop. A close encounter between Maxwell and Totti, under the eyes of the linesman Maggiani.
27BRIGHI (Inter-Reggina) Penalty
non-existent, if there is a foul outside the penalty area
assigned to 'Inter was not there. And if the first question is about the real extent of the foul tandem Tognozzi and Valdez, the certainty is that, if the action is foul, this (would be the right Tognozzi Cambiasso on the right) outside the penalty area. Do not be misled the next wide right leg Tognozzi: Cambiasso is already falling.
Inter-Atalanta: De Marco De Marco
Evil, which glosses over many fouls and Falletti. Corner for Inter, Vieira and jumps, with the left elbow rests on the back before hitting Pellegrino head for the 01: to cancel. Ball deep for Vieira, Floccari with right hooks the Inter: he was rigorous. Maicon
spoke from behind with no chance to catch the ball and scissors on a player dell'Atalanta: from regulation would be red, but De Marco opted for yellow. Withholding
Materazzi on Simone Inzaghi, with the shirt that comes close in the armpits, De Marco gives Inter punishment, if he had not seen anything was better, in the case, let it go. Pilgrim in a slip, to strike the ball, then right-Cruz is already falling. Vieira jumps, can not find the ball behind him Bellini's, French's landslide him, there was punishment, Doni (already booked), will be ejected.
32Atalanta Inter De Marco De Marco
Evil, which glosses over many fouls and Falletti. Corner for Inter, Vieira and jumps, with the left elbow, leaning on the back of Pellegrino before hitting the head in 01: to cancel. Ball deep for Vieira, Floccari with right hooks the Inter: he was rigorous. Maicon
spoke from behind with no chance to catch the ball and scissors on a player dell'Atalanta: from regulation would be red, but De Marco opted for yellow. Withholding
Materazzi on Simone Inzaghi, with the shirt that comes close in the armpits, De Marco gives Inter punishment, if he had not seen anything was better, in the case, let it go. Pilgrim in a slip, to strike the ball, then right-Cruz is already falling. Vieira jumps, can not find the ball behind him is Bellini's landslide on the French, there was punishment, Doni (already booked), will be ejected.
37 INTER SIENA 2-2 (+0) Referee: Gava
At 77 'Inter is allocated does not exist yet another penalty for an alleged foul by Materazzi on Rigal, but replays disprove the decision referees and only God's grace will miss the penalty to Materazzi. How would
the classification error-free (results obtained by following a mathematical model updated to 37 days) http://www.ejoujo.eu/moviola/
Team Points replays
Rome 84.79 74.02
Inter Milan Juventus 73.86
64 , 71
Fiorentina Sampdoria
60.95 57.26 54.26
Udinese Palermo Siena
47.41 47.96 47.69
Genoa Lazio Napoli
47.05 46.2 43.36
Cagliari Atalanta 42 , 11
Reggina Torino
41.3 39.77 37.59
Catania Livorno Parma
34.49 33.43 31.57
Empoli
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Swollen Parotid Gland After Drinking Alcohol
Salve a tutti è da tanto che non scrivo su questo blog. Sinceramente mi scoccio di scrivere cose frivole (come il 90% dei blog: uno di questi è quello di beppe grillo).
Sto attraversando un periodo di stasi, altalenante. Sono sempre più sfiduciato per il futuro, non per me stesso, ma per come sta andando la vita in Italia. Mi sembra di rivedere la crisi che ha vissuto l'Argentina, con conseguente guerra civile...
Beh vediamo qualche lato positivo: la salernitana è andata in serie B e Berlusconi è diventato nuovo premier, ah scusate questo secondo punto non è tanto positivo... Comunque evitiamo discorsi politici... Se si realizzasse quanto si parla, l'Italia sarebbe il paese migliore al mondo... Utopia...
Posso darvi solo un consiglio... Godetevi la vita ora che potete...
nel frattempo Panta Rei...
PS: Domani sarà un giorno da incorniciare... B
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
Does Anyone Know How To Work The Hunter 44860
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Monday, February 18, 2008
Shadow Pikachu For Sal
Sono stanco di cercar di capire gli altri a me chi mi capisce
Sono stanco della falsità delle persone
I'm tired of the constant lies
I'm tired of the constant teasing
'm tired of giving, give, give and never receive
I'm tired of my character too good to forgive
I'm tired I'm tired of always saying the truth I
tired of trying to be positive
I'm tired of thinking I'm tired of sick
I'm tired of waiting I'm tired of talking
give up? Never, no, I think, is not my nature.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Behind Rebel Lines Symmary
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On February 14 we commemorate the saint known worldwide as the "patron saint of lovers" ma al di là di questo cosa sappiamo di lui? Quando è vissuto Valentino e perché gli viene attribuito tale titolo?
Ricorrendo all'etimologia il suo nome sta per valorem tenens, "che mantiene valore", cioè che persevera nella santità, oppure significa valens tyro, "valoroso soldato", ovvero soldato di Cristo. Valentino in effetti intraprese una dura battaglia contro l'idolatria e la vinse grazie alla sua fede patendo il martirio; vissuto infatti nel III sec. d.C. fu arrestato per ordine di Claudio il Gotico e decapitato sulla via Flaminia.
La festa di questo santo martire di Roma - che veniva tra l'altro invocato contro i mali della peste e dell'epilessia - pare fosse celebrata già all'epoca di Gregory the Great.
Many of us will be wondering why Valentine became the patron of lovers. "
In this regard there are several legends
- Day Valentine heard two lovers quarreling outside the hedge of his garden met them holding out a beautiful red rose. Giving it to the two young people urged them to tighten the stem together with care not to cause harm. This simple gesture had the magic power to reconcile the two lovers who wanted it to be your Valentine happy to bless their marriage.
- Valentine's Day had a beautiful garden where all the children gathered to play together. In the evening he left the cappella e li benediva; donava a ciascuno un fiore raccomandandogli di ubbidire alla propria mamma e ogni bambino coltivava nel cuore, tornando a casa, sentimenti di amore e rispetto.
- Un giovane centurione romano di nome Sabino si innamorò di una bellissima ragazza di nome Serapia e la chiese in sposa. I parenti di lei essendo cattolici non acconsentivano perché Sabino era pagano; egli allora si fece istruire e battezzare. Gli ostacoli sembravano superati ma Serapia si ammalò di tisi. Sabino disperato chiese l'intervento del santo vescovo dicendogli che vivere senza Serapia sarebbe stato per lui un inutile e insopportabile martirio. Valentino alzò le mani e la voce a Dio e un sonno beatificante unì per l'eternità i due innamorati.
- The good priest Valentine had a beautiful garden to allow children to play and end of the day gave them a good fiore.Un day, however, the soldiers took him prisoner and their king sentenced him to life imprisonment. In cell Valentino was concerned for children who no longer had a safe place to play. The Lord then had to flee from the house of the custodian of the two pigeons that the good priest was holding in his garden. These rested on his window. Valentino recognized them and tied a bag around the neck of a little heart-shaped with a note inside. Children and family members read the ticket. Want to know what was written? "To all the kids that I love ... from your Valentine".
These legends show that among other things pretty well the origin of the small gifts that we exchange with our loved ones.
Today, however, this holiday, like almost all the rest, has acquired commercial value ignoring the spirit of yesteryear.
Valentine's Day now is the feast of consumerism, love should be celebrated every day ...
Monday, January 28, 2008
My Friends Hot Amber Lynn
A sofa, a room with soft light. They are there absorbed in the company of myself. Background of a song Negramaro, "Once in a while (song to me)." A case? I think of myself in everything that surrounds me. I think that this Italy is falling apart, destroying it. A country flooded with garbage, corruption, clientelarismi, false idiologie; Un paese allo sbando dove i giovani non sanno che fare, sono chiamati "bamboccioni" da un ministro(presto ex) che, forse, non conosce la realtà in cui viviamo(ma è terrestre?); Famiglie che non riescono ad arrivare alla terza settimana del mese per via degli stipendi... Che fare? Questo è CAOS! Per fortuna la vita non è solo questo... Ci sono persone che regalano ogni giorno emozioni e con il loro aiuto tutto è più positivo...
Friday, January 25, 2008
Pokemon Rom Cydia Sources
Dopo solo 1618 giorni di legislatura e dopo aver toccato già il fondo per la politica estera, il governo Prodi è giunto a capolinea. Una fine annunciata... troppi partiti quindi troppi interessi. Mi chiedo sempre perchè non seguire il modello americano con solo 2 schieramenti... Non credo che loro siano così tanto diversi da noi, forse solo un po' più organizzati... Comunque chi ne paga le conseguenze siamo sempre noi cittadini... Tutto ciò avvalora sempre più la provocazione: andiamocene da questo paese di barzellette...
Voi cosa pensate in merito?
Monday, January 21, 2008
How Long Ocular Herpes To Go Away
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E' da un po' che non scrivo sul blog, forse perchè mi mancavano argomenti e stimoli, forse perchè mi sono scocciato di tante cose e tante persone... Questo 2008 non è iniziato come volevo. Voglio essere ottimista... ci sono altri 11 mesi... Speriamo bene...
Comunque mi impegnerò to keep the blog active for more than a few of my readers:)