In Lebanon, men can legally have sex with animals, provided these are females.
have sex with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Ah, well, that's right!).
In Bahrain, the law allows a male doctor to do a pelvic examination on a woman, but not looking directly at her genitals. It can only see their reflection in a mirror.
(What people are ?!!!)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse, and this also applies to undertakers; the sexual organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood all the time.
(A brick?)
In the year 1969 was sufficient computing power of two Commodore 64 to send a spacecraft to the moon successfully. In the year 2003 requires a Pentium 4 2000 Mhz to run Windows XP.
(Something must have gone wrong)
masturbation in Indonesia is punished with beheading.
(If applied also in Italy would not remain any more ...)
there are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay for the privilege of being with a man the first time. The reason: The law establishes the island clear that a woman can not marry a virgin.
(Think for a moment: Is there somewhere else in the world for a job even remotely like this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife can kill her adulterous husband, is legally allowed, but can only do so with their bare hands. While it can kill them however you like the lover of her husband.
(Ah Justice!)
In Liverpool, England, topless saleswomen are legal, but only in tropical fish stores.
(of course)
in Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this has happened, the room must also be her mother.
(Makes one shudder.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, a man can not have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I guess that this was a big enough problem if they had to pass a law.)
In the U.S. state of Maryland, the condom dispensing machines are illegal. Cease to be so only if they are 'in places where they sell alcoholic beverages for consumption on the spot'. (America is a great country or not? But perhaps not as great as Guam.)
a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig!)
Beat his head against the wall is 150 calories per hour.
(I still prefer the story of the pig.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure to draw.
(Maybe that's why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle is the body language.
(Hummm ... do not comment.)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I will always be a pig: I prefer quality over quantity.)
In butterflies the seat of the sense of taste are the legs.
(Oddio!!)
The ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know persone con lo stesso difetto.)
Le stelle marine non hanno cervello.
(Conosco persone che hanno anche questo difetto).
